Thursday, December 30, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
DTC's production of A Christmas Carol stars Chamblee Ferguson as Scrooge and he is nothing short of stupendous. He's horrible and hilarious and you can't help but feel sorry for the poor guy despite his very poor behavior. The entire cast is terrific, as is the music and the set. Now, I didn't mind Liz Mikel as Jacob Marley. She was stellar, as always. I just would have liked a teeny explanation. I am as open-minded as the next girl. But when a black woman plays a dead white guy, I need at least a humorous aside as way of explanation.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas, now playing at the Winspear/AT&T, is adorable.The show looks and sounds just like the book. For the most part any way. In this version, Max, the Grinch's dog narrates, which is a cute twist. The Grinch played by Stefan Karl was amazing. His make-up took a little getting used to. Although much else looked almost exactly like the Seuss drawings, he seemed a little strange. That aside he was funny and scary and physically very Grinchy. The show stealer however was Brooke Boyd as Cindy-Lou Who. If she was any cuter, she would have imploded. All I can say is that girl's got a career and a half ahead of her!
Both of these shows are a great way to get in the holiday spirit. So, get ye to the box office. And don't forget your Kleenex when you go to the theater...
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
If you think this film is about ballet, you are missing the point. Black Swan is about a young woman who knows what she wants but doesn't know herself at all.
The plot is simple. Nina, played by Portman, dances in the NYC Ballet and longs to be the Swan Queen. She lands the role and is perfect as the innocent White Swan. But she must find a way to dance the role of the sinister, sultry Black Swan as well.
Nina's mother treats her like a little girl, the company director comes on to her, and a new company member seems set on stealing the role. But, in the end, the only one standing in Nina's way is Nina.
The film is terrifying and sometimes bloody. It is so scary because it's not bogey men in the night who threaten Nina, it is her own mind, blurring true and false and leading her to frightening behavior, which is sometimes real and sometimes not. That's the really freaky part. The audience is never quite sure when they are in the real world and when they are in "Nina's world."
This is not a film for dummies. I sat next to two women whose brains were not, let's say, mature enough, to handle the movie. They giggled at some of the most crucial moments, mistaking metaphor for actuality. The director doesn't really want the audience to believe Nina's literally becoming a swan. It's figurative. You have to be on somewhat of a higher plane to get it. But if you do get, man, it is one trip you do not want to miss.
See this film. The music is stunning. The costumes are worth the cost of admission alone and Portman's performance, let alone those of the other cast members, will leave you astounded.
Oh, and, Black Swan has the hottest girl on girl non-porn sex scene ever. Ever. I only have one thing to say. Yes, please.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I've been trying to get in shape for the big event ever despite fighting the ever present Texas allergies. Ugh.
I had no idea how much gear was involved with a trip like this. So, along with writing about my climbing experiences, I will also be writing about the various gear I will be taking along, including:
base layers, a hard shell, and pants from Mammut
a soft shell jacket from Westcomb
a nano puff jacket from Pattagonia
socks from Point6
sunglasses from Julbo
a helmet and headlamp from Petzl
a chalkbag from Metolius
climbing shoes and trail shoes from Scarpa
headwear from Buff
hats from Tilley
clothes from Lole
Lots more to come! Until then, back to yoga, nia, power walking, and power packing!!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
In honor of the upcoming All Access Nickelodeon Cruises on February 20, 2011 to the Bahamas & Florida round-trip from New York on Norwegian's Jewel and July 24, 2011 to the Western Mediterranean round-trip from Barcelona on Norwegian's Epic, Norwegian Cruise Line has given me an amazing Nickelodeon prize pack to give away to one of my lucky readers!! The prize pack includes:
1 Dora the Explorer backpack
1 Dora Kids T-shirt
1 SpongeBob Kids T-shirt
2 Nickelodoen Puzzles
2 Nickelodeon DVDs (I Dora /1 Yo Gabba Gabba)
1 Dora interactive Flash Card Set
1 Nickelodeon greeting card set
To enter to WIN, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with answers to the following questions:
1. What are the ports of call for the February cruise?
2. What are the ports of call for the July cruise?
3. To what other destinations does NCL cruise?
4. What three companies advertise on the homepage of www.jennyonthepage.com?
5. What literary award did my book, "Open" win?"
All entries must be received by October 10th.
Monday, September 20, 2010
MOVE STUDIO'S TENTH ANNIVERSARY EXTRAVAGANZA
Saturday October 2, 7p-11p
FREE, thanks to our generous sponsors!
You're cordially invited to join us for our 10th Anniversary Extravaganza, Saturday, October 2nd. As our Guest of Honor, enjoy complimentary appetizers and libations, dance performances, shopping, live music, chair massages, raffle prizes and more. This night is our way of saying "WOO-HOOO!" for ten wonderful years!
The celebrating, snacking and sipping starts at 7p; live performances and ceremony/toast start at 8pm. Stick around as the lights dim, the music cranks and we boogie into the night at our joy-infused, high-vibe, life-affirming celebratory Dance Party, from 9:30p to 11p. Bring your friends, the more the merrier!
Friday, August 27, 2010
I won't lie. I am a huge Rachel Kramer Bussel fan and have even been lucky enough to read at her "In the Flesh" reading series in NYC.
That's why I am delighted to announce that she has a brand new collection of erotica titled "Fast Girls" on shelves as we speak. But be warned, this is not suitable for reading at the office - not at most offices I'm familiar with anyway! It is filled with hot stories of "straight" and not so straight sex. And it is juicy, which is right up my alley!
I think Tristan Taormino's Winter, Summer is my fave. Big fan of the girl on girl with an edge stuff and this story's got it.
You can find out more about the book at the Fast Girls blog.
And you you can but it at retailers everywhere, including online at Amazon, of course!
Check out the trailer below!
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Let's Get Physical!
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Friday, August 13, 2010
Monday, August 9, 2010
Check out the amazing Natural Contours collection.
Help me raise $2,300 for the Breast Cancer 3-Day. I still have $500 to go!!
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Come Sail Away: A Week Boating in the British Virgin Islands Brought me Home Again
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Sex Talk at Miraval Resort: Want Better Sex? Let Go.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
In case you missed it, check out my take on the Vajazzling phenom!
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010
What can you expect to find there? Well, there’s the “Like a Virgin Kit” that includes, Ben-Wa Balls, Tightening Gel, a Tightening Guide, and a How-to Booklet. In case your lady gets loose or (horrors) was not “pure” from the get-go. There are a wealth of masturbation sleeves, including the Head Honcho inside of which are “three suction cavities, and as you stroke the Head Honcho up and down, it creates a pleasurable vacuum.”
They actually offer a variety of sleeves, some of which include interesting disclaimers like, “This product is helpful when a married couple is unable to normally have sexaul (sic) intercourse. Sold As A Novelty Item Only.” So, do you use it to help when you can’t have “normal” intercourse or is it just a gag gift? (No pun intended.)
Items designed to control premature ejaculation? Check. Condoms? Check. Dildos. Check. They’ve got lubes to make things glide, goo to make your naughty bits taste good, trampy lingerie, and plenty of things that go “bump” in the night. Batteries required. I love that they have the vibrators and masturbation sleeves listed under “Aids.” I think I might start calling them aids. Sounds like I have an assistant!
Under Special Order they have items like “The Sexy Velcro Kit.” I could not imagine what that meant. But just one click revealed that it contains a Soft Fuzzy Red Blind Fold, a Red Pleasure Feather, Red Fuzzy Velcro Wrist Ties with Tethers, and Red Fuzzy Velcro Ankle Ties with Tethers. S & M lite. Nice.
They also offer a cyberskin extender to enhance length and girth but which can also be used with a vibrator it says. Although it too includes the disclaimer, “For novelty purposes only.” Uh huh. Me thinks the site doeth protest too much…
As for accessories, you’ll find crotchless panties, remote controlled vibrating panties, and even a “Lover’s Thong” with “Sensual Pearl-Finish Stroker Beads.” You can also find a non-piercing nipple jewelry, and “Head Candy” that will “allow you to feel and administer pleasure like never before…Certified kosher with a delicious passionfruit (sic) flavor!” Kosher. Good to know!
And lest you be unsure how to use these items in a “Christian” way, fear not. Book 22 links visitors to “The Marriage Bed” for guidance. It also lists a number of other sites for reference, including Christian Nymphos. It takes all kinds, my friends.
Let me reiterate, I hate to see any group claim that sex is of their domain and their domain alone. But, all kidding aside, I know that buying sex toys can be a daunting task. If this type of venue makes it easier for some to make that leap, well, it’s a decent first step. Next step – playthings and orgasms for everyone regardless of marital status or sexual orientation! One day anyway.
In the meantime, no more excuses. For the unabashed, looking for product as well as info, there’s Good Vibrations. For a site known for being particularly women-friendly there’s Babeland. For those looking for something more racy, there’s Adult Sex Toys (www.adultsextoys.com). And now, for those looking for something with a Christian vibe (pun intended), there’s Book 22 . God Bless America!
I receive a lot of questions from readers, which I love. Some I’ll answer by email. But when I receive the same one again and again, I’ll answer it right here on my blog.
The emails I receive range from people who are shocked to people who are horrified to people who are simply curious, like this one.
Love your articles on Fox News. Here is a little embarrassing question but I have to know what causes this.
I am what you might call a squirter during sex. In fact I have down right gushers during orgasms. I am almost able to control it (as in on demand) as I become older. I am now 39 and I started noticing this condition in my mid 20's. I have found it is something most men strongly desire. So, I’m not complaining. But what in the world causes this?
Well, M, I’ve got good news for you and all of your fellow squirters. There is no cause for worry. Female ejaculation is perfectly normal. And it certainly isn’t anything to “complain about.” It’s just a matter of biology and sexual activity.
G-spot stimulation is generally the cause of “squirting” or female ejaculation. It is not a myth as some say. And it is most certainly not urine as some insist on suggesting. It is ejaculate and its source is the Skene’s glands. It actually bears some similarity to the fluid produced by the male prostate.
Although it can seem like a lot of fluid, women generally ejaculate no more than 2 to 3 teaspoons at a time (although some have been known to produce a cup of liquid or more) and it is a perfectly healthy thing to experience.
Stimulating the g-spot with curved fingers moving inside the vagina in a “come hither” fashion or using a curved g-spot toy like the G-Ki
or the MONA is the best way to cause a woman to ejaculate.
Deep breathing and squeezing the PC muscles at the same time can also help, as can adding in some clitoral stimulation (manual, oral, or with a vibrator). And be sure to withdraw anything inside you before coming, otherwise the ejaculation may not be able to occur.
Although some women feel embarrassed or concerned about ejaculating, they really shouldn’t. And it’s important that correct information on the subject is shared so that “squirting” will no longer be a source of shame. So spread the good word about this perfectly good behavior.
Some people actually get a great deal of pleasure from watching women ejaculate and some pornography is dedicated specifically to squirting. You can find it all over the Internet from tame to wild. So, don’t worry about liking it whether you are the squirter of the squirtee. It’s all good.
Now, for the second most popular question on the topic – if you’re not a squirter now, can you become one? Survey says…absolutely. All it takes is a little practice and a lot of letting go. Right before a woman ejaculates, she may feel as if she’s about to urinate. But the chances of that are highly unlikely. And, if it happens, chalk it up to experience. A good sexual partner shouldn’t mind a bit. It’s all part of sexual exploration.
So, if you’re already a squirter, enjoy. If you’re not and would like to be, get practicing, you just might find a whole new level of sex and intimacy to enjoy. You never know until you try.
One thing I can tell you for sure though, when it comes to sex, wetter is always better…
Monday, July 5, 2010
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This month's contest is for a gift card for $75.00 good at HalloweenExpress.com and SexyLingerieShop.com. The contest ends on October 22 and the winner will receive the prize immediately via email in time for Halloween shopping! To enter, send an email to email@example.com with answers to the following questions:
1. Name one new costume for 2010 for women available at HalloweenExpress.com.
2. Name one group costume theme available at HalloweenExpress.com.
3. List two brands carried at SexyLingerieShop.com.
And, whether you win or not, take advantage of this special offer just for friends of JennyonthePage.com. Use the code PlayDressUp and get 10% off any order over $35.00 at sexylingerieshop.com and HalloweenExpress.com now through December 31, 2010.
Only one entry per person, please.
Monday, May 31, 2010
GoodVibes.com is having an amazing Memorial Day Sale. Some of their grooviest vibrators like the G-Swirl, Rock Chick, and Pink Slimline are as low as $9!
You’ll want to spend your holiday in bed...
Take me to the sale!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
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Monday, May 10, 2010
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Saturday, April 17, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
This Friday, April 16, is the very first performance of Death of a Salesman at Dallas Theater Center -- which means PAY WHAT YOU CAN!
You can buy ANY seat for ANY amount you wish to pay. See world-class live theater for as little as a penny.
Tickets can be purchased ONLY by walk-up at the Wyly box office beginning at 10 a.m. Friday.
WHO: Dallas Theater Center
WHAT: PAY WHAT YOU CAN
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Starring stage and screen master actor Jeffrey DeMunn
Directed by Amanda Dehnert
WHEN: PAY WHAT YOU CAN: Friday, April 16, 8 p.m. (tickets on sale beginning 10 a.m. at Wyly box office)
WHERE: Dee and Charles Wyly Theatre, AT&T Performing Arts Center
2400 Flora Street
Monday, April 12, 2010
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
You just might be surprised at what you can find at your local, neighborhood pharmacy...
Saturday, January 9, 2010
If you're in Dallas, check out this signing at the Borders in the West Village, Tuesday, January 12 at 7 pm! America ’s exotic sweetheart reveals the details of her troubled childhood and her astronomic rise in the porn industry in SINNER TAKES ALL: A Memoir of Love, Marriage, and Porn by Tera Patrick.
I have to miss it myself. So, if you get to go, please let me know how it goes!